sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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