He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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