and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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