Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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