Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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