Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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