Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
