i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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