Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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