Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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