holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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