You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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