singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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