i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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