ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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