i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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