I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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