I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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