did you get engaged???
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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