Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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