he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I think my nap took me to another dimension
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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