yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he shaved USA in his pubs
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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