What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
as a side note pls kill me
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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