therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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