no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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