Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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