apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i just google imaged poop.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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