***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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