I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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