It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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