I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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