But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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