I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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