dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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