Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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