But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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