They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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