sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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