just come out here and I will go home with you...
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
