I wanna passion pit in your ass
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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