Do vagina's smell?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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