is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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