4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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