i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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