i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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