I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Pants are for mortals
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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