I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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