He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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