Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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