I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
