Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You were trust falling into bushes
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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