3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
We smell like vodka and hangover
Randomize
