I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
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