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i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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